Thursday, December 11, 2008

NATO Professor

NATO Professor
photo by Carol Urner

We call me "NATO Professor" in this composition (note original Bunce in the background), because of the NATO surplus pantaloons -- also used for my Santa Fe paramilitary look (mix and match is the name of the game).

Although I may look smug, I'm actually uncomfortable with these ordinary-seeming spectacles. The narrower framed pair were advertised with the slogan "they'll think you know everything" -- more consistent with the professorial look, courtesy of Mens Warehouse.

I realize the haircut (by Bishops on Hawthorne ("obey!")) is not regulation, however we "long hairs" get special privileges, so we'll mix more unobtrusively with our peers, i.e. the more "ordinary" (less nutty) professors.