Skit One:
Karl Rove hosts SNL. Skit-within-a-skit: liberal Oregon family in funky station wagon or bus, all the right bumper stickers, pulls over for disgusting junk food, to find Karl Rove serving at the 2nd window ("ketchup?"). The family freaks, barrels down the freeway, pulls over for gas. It's Karl at the pump.
Skit Two:
The day Rush Limbaugh is out sick and filling in we have Barney the purple dinosaur, spewing love for everyone.